April 2013
9 posts
does any one know what episode of Doctor Who this is from?
seeminglydeepstatement:
somefantasticallies:
vivalatrench:
mrsugarpink:
rapewhistled:
followmehome:
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not...
Mum: You're tall enough to paint the ceilings
Me: Sorry mum, I can't do that, I cut my legs off
Mum: You what?
Me: I cut my legs off tonight
Mum: Why?
Me: Because I was too tall and now I can just roll around everywhere
Mum: Well I will just prop you up on the dogs, then you can paint the ceiling
Me: *rolls on the bed with no legs*
How to finish that last minute assignment
the-kanimas-master:
the-girlwhowasonfire:
cjshark:
prettyflyforaredspy:
ruemex:
disgruntledota:
leetakeuchi:
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
Will surely be using...
March 2013
9 posts
dreammaker-heartbreaker:
animandaxd:
ask-0ncie:
danglingthpider:
boredsociopath:
On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face
Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment
everybody reblog this
spread the news
I had no idea how many MCR fans I followed until...
shockandroll:
weeaboowoman:
“HEY TUMBLR HOW’S IT GOI-“
…
that gif. just. omg. most accurate thing ever.
If girls had a penis for a day:
staytruetocats:
i-say-no-to-status-quo:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
THE LAST ONE OMG
//
to-fade-into-the-night:
smoshlikeslunch:
...
February 2013
3 posts
January 2013
18 posts
hellokimii:
typette:
jvamps:
My roommate was...
Some People can't Get this through their thick...
Okay, so we have loyal fans to DmC and the original series, lets get this straight…. IT’S A REBOOT! So stop complaining, “It doesn’t follow the storyline.” “Dante looks gay, where’s his white hair and red jacket?” ”He cusses too much.”
Just stop.. seriously, not everything has to follow completely. If capcom wanted the game to continue...
Some People can't Get this through their thick...
Okay, so we have loyal fans to DmC and the original series, lets get this straight…. IT’S A REBOOT! So stop complaining, “It doesn’t follow the storyline.” “Dante looks gay, where’s his white hair and red jacket?” ”He cusses too much.”
Just stop.. seriously, not everything has to follow completely. If capcom wanted the game to continue...
Crimson Spy - Bitch in the Red Dress: DmC Rant... →
crimson-spy:
I haven’t been around tumblr a lot due to real life issues going on but I come on to look for some DmC gifs and all I find is rant after rant about the baby killing scene. It comes to my attention that the game is rated M for a reason. Yet people continue to find the need to go on and on about…
THANK YOU, I’VE GAINED A BIT OF RESPECT FOR HUMANITY!!!!
lampghost:
i just heard a firework ,a car alarm, and then a loud mexican man yelling “AYE AYE AYE” all in a fragment of a second
bowtie-detective:
weirdteenblogger:
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever
You could also start the conversation with some sass.
bloggingfrominsidethetardis:
Today I wore my Captain America sweatshirt to school
And when I went in the cafeteria I saw a classmate wearing a weird red and yellow jacket. I was looking at it for a bit and then I realized
it’s a fucking Iron Man jacket
So I put up my hood and run across the room to him, shouting, “Tony!” and hug him really hard and he”s confused at first but then sees my...
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
1 post
August 2012
13 posts
the-kanimas-master:
qiuche:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you lisen to spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
I’ve tested this with so many songs and it actually does dance to the beat throughout most of the songs
asdlfjkas This is entertaining
